guess who's bk................
greetins pop pickers.....
soz its bin so long.....dnt ave that much 2 ramble about...unlike fizz....& i doubt any1s missed me,lol
ne how.........wota week......mostly work....is there anything ELSE 2 do,ffs
we ave a new security type ARSEHOLE at work....his name.....get this......jonathan king................hahahahahahaha.....no,seriously......how freakin funny is that!
now the reason i call them arseholes,is we work in a not 2 luffly part of town....u know the type....we r on 1st name terms with most of the(ahem)ladys of the nites....who on a good nite cum in & spend a full £10....mostly on tin foil....got me baffled this did,cos theyre NOT the most cleanest of peeps...&here was me,thinkin after a hard nite at it....they'd b goin home 2 bake a cake.....errrmmm...apparently NOT<<<<<
anyway.....bk 2 r security PPLS????
we ave 1 thats on nites with us....all of 7 stone,&thats wet thru.....his boots r HUGE,as r his EARS&he looks like the b*stard love child of DOBBY(house elve harry potter)&gollum..........as thick AS,& quite possibly the MOST borin man in the UNIVERSE....leme give u a 4 instance....if ur not WHITE....u wear a tracky,a hoody,or a baseball hat.....then SHIT urself.....cos his methods of surveilance r FRIGHTENIN....he will b on aisle 13,whilst the PERPETWAITOR(hahaha)is on aisle 5.........how the FOOK can he c em nickin uh....do they go 2 security guard school,& cum equipt wiv XRAY specs uhrm?
the ONLY time we c ANY movement outa him is when the local police cum in......JEYZUS tis FUNNY...he rocks on his toes.....fiddles with his pen....hand on chin.....& winks,&says hello a GAZZILION times..much 2 mine&fiz's amusement.....jeyzus...the cops LOATHE him,the local robbers LURVE him,cos the can rob OWT.....im SURE he creams his little boxers,lol...
so me& fiz wud like 2 ask 4 ur help...........this is a PLEA from the heart....
we NEED donations....any amount will do....no amounts is 2 small....the reason 4 this......?
we need 2 "sort" this love child of dobby out.....& we want it done rite....& that costs.....so plsssssssssssssss......send us ur hard earned cash....we need at least another £19.48.....hahahahaha..............
dig deep folks.....u know we deserve this...
live long&prosper dudesxx
soz its bin so long.....dnt ave that much 2 ramble about...unlike fizz....& i doubt any1s missed me,lol
ne how.........wota week......mostly work....is there anything ELSE 2 do,ffs
we ave a new security type ARSEHOLE at work....his name.....get this......jonathan king................hahahahahahaha.....no,seriously......how freakin funny is that!
now the reason i call them arseholes,is we work in a not 2 luffly part of town....u know the type....we r on 1st name terms with most of the(ahem)ladys of the nites....who on a good nite cum in & spend a full £10....mostly on tin foil....got me baffled this did,cos theyre NOT the most cleanest of peeps...&here was me,thinkin after a hard nite at it....they'd b goin home 2 bake a cake.....errrmmm...apparently NOT<<<<<
anyway.....bk 2 r security PPLS????
we ave 1 thats on nites with us....all of 7 stone,&thats wet thru.....his boots r HUGE,as r his EARS&he looks like the b*stard love child of DOBBY(house elve harry potter)&gollum..........as thick AS,& quite possibly the MOST borin man in the UNIVERSE....leme give u a 4 instance....if ur not WHITE....u wear a tracky,a hoody,or a baseball hat.....then SHIT urself.....cos his methods of surveilance r FRIGHTENIN....he will b on aisle 13,whilst the PERPETWAITOR(hahaha)is on aisle 5.........how the FOOK can he c em nickin uh....do they go 2 security guard school,& cum equipt wiv XRAY specs uhrm?
the ONLY time we c ANY movement outa him is when the local police cum in......JEYZUS tis FUNNY...he rocks on his toes.....fiddles with his pen....hand on chin.....& winks,&says hello a GAZZILION times..much 2 mine&fiz's amusement.....jeyzus...the cops LOATHE him,the local robbers LURVE him,cos the can rob OWT.....im SURE he creams his little boxers,lol...
so me& fiz wud like 2 ask 4 ur help...........this is a PLEA from the heart....
we NEED donations....any amount will do....no amounts is 2 small....the reason 4 this......?
we need 2 "sort" this love child of dobby out.....& we want it done rite....& that costs.....so plsssssssssssssss......send us ur hard earned cash....we need at least another £19.48.....hahahahaha..............
dig deep folks.....u know we deserve this...
live long&prosper dudesxx
posted by minj @ 13.5.06
7 Comments:
At 10:06 PM,
minj said…
wot the fooks hapenin with the writin,hahahahahahahah....
mentalist
At 9:01 AM,
me said…
you're terrible murial!
insane in the membrane.
At 11:36 AM,
minj said…
im tewwible..........
did i spell pewparwator pwopewly fiz uh uh uhmmmmmmm?
At 12:18 PM,
FOUR DINNERS said…
yer all heart babe. Who else'd want to get a dobby laid?
At 8:32 PM,
minj said…
errrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmm
wana get him laid 4d.............
the kind where he NEVERS gets up tho,hahahahahaha ;-)
At 7:15 AM,
me said…
right then, we/i have removed her link from my site as the aformentioned dobby reads it and we wouldn't want him to come here and read this, well not until we have got rid of him anyway!
he really is as bad as she says!
supposed to be a visual deterrant? fuck me, i am more frightened of my son! then again he does look more of a man!
At 1:44 AM,
Anonymous said…
u r qwiteqwazy
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