happy new year..............AHEM!!

happy new years ppl........guess who's back!!!
hope u all enjoyed the festive season......i didn't....4reasons thatSHALL b made obvious soon,lol
well,how did we get from the very beginin of december 2 now without me postin...uhmmm?
bet its been well QUIET without me......yey

lots of things happenin 4me this year,or rather R happenin...?
ive just been made a GREAT bloody aunty....FGS....im ONLY 39(ahem)
another BIGGY 4 me this year....im gona b....40 xmas eve....FFFFFS
HOW does time catch u?
im hardly the worlds most mature person.....SHURUP cappy...u can talk!
i still enjoy pop music(shurup AGAIN!)
i still enjoy a laff....
i most certainly DON'T act my age....my mum tells me EVERY bloody day!
i dont dress like a bloody middle aged person......
i still like 2 go out, & get off my trolley......albeit,there far & few between....but i STILLenjoy it
i enjoy larkin about with my kids.....i even enjoy my house bein FULL of kids....as it was last friday...
when my son reached 14,& i said he cud ave a few friends round....little shit ad 12 of thethings round,lol
soo....my main gripe is...............DOES LIFE BEGIN AT40????
wot cud i do 2 celebrate???
i ave a little voice in my head....tellin me 2 make a listof wierd things i wana do b4 ireachthe big 40....
id LOVE 2 go 2 alton towers....ride EVERY ride there....the scarier...the BETA
i wana go stock car racin....ME drivin....wota RUSH
i wana go off roadin
id LOVE 2 go dirt bikin......
id love 2 go 2 dublin 4 the weekend....get SLOSHED!

so come on my fellow bloggers...............IF any of u can b bothered 2 read this.....i want suggestions
wot shud i do.....i want at least 3 suggestions from each of u.....times tickin....!

i will look 4ward 2 readin ur suggestions,lol.....i THINK????
TRY 2 keep em clean cappy
c u all soon
live long n prosper x x x x x x x x x

deck the halls with boughs of holly......INDEED!!

greetins pop pickers
tis that time of year AGAIN...the 1 where i swear it happens upon us FASTER&FASTER every year!
its chrisssssssssssstmas....whoooopeee freakin dooooo!
i dont quite like christmas no more....altho i DO ave kids
i ave bad memories of the festive season....the reason bein.....its my birthday on xmas eve!
4 the best part of(ahem) years.....ive heard EVERY excuse goin...."we're skint"...."get ur prezzy AFTER xmas"......& so on,& so on! theyres only ever been my mom,&sisters&friends(hint hint....hahaha) thats ever got me prezzys....& 2 think....IF id ave been born a day later....i wuda been OFFICIALLY GOD!.........................WHOOOOOAA!
so back 2 modern day christmas....the 1 where EVERY freakin adverts a toy.................robot this...brztz that....ds...psp....xbox....360..................GIMME A FRIGGIN BREAK y dontcha!
every advert....my 10yr old daughters sat there....B4 she even sees WOT its advertisin..she says....."i want that"
4 the love of god.....shes sat with the ARGOS book....gone page 2 page....wrote EVERYTHING down....but bless her....she HAS put reference numbers on it,2 make it easy 4 mum...whooo hooo!!!
my son...hes almost 14...wants a laptop.....aint HE gona b pissed off xmas mornin....welcome 2 MY world son...hahahahaha........no,seriously,hes got 6 prezzys.....totalin bloody £260!!!!
HOW does that happen...................? 6 prezzys......6!!!
my daughter....EVERYTHINGS bratz.....little plastic slappers they r.....dressed like hookers....with no NOSES....WOT THE FOOK?
she already has a ZILLION of em....but clever santa....hes fetched bratz DIAMONDS out this year..........................remind me 2 thank good old santa!
so thats it..............WHEN did i get so cynical........WHEN did christmas lose the sparkle....& most IMPORTANTLY...........WHEN did it get so freakin EXPENSIVE????????
any way........................only 21 shoppin days left till my birthday..........i wud appreciatte MONEY please.........that or THORNTONS.........or the reciept,hahahahaha

ooooo......my boys were on tv last nite...................MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

happy holidays peoples..........live long&prosper dudes x x x x x x
love.....mrs barlowxxxx

snarf snarf!!!!!

funniest joke ive heard 4 EONS........gota share it,i heard it thursday........STILL laffin,lol


a man gives blood 2 save his girlfriends life
they split up,& he asks 4 it back.......
she throws him a used tampax....& says....
"i'll pay u back monthly.....u BASTARD!!"

hahahahahahahahahahahaha....i gota get out more!

trick o treat.........................!!!!!!

g'day shiny happy ppls

we've just ad trick o treat......wota SCAM

tis another american tradition we brits do TERRIBLY wrong,lol

i took my kids out this year,as my brother&his wife a d a party...then we took them out!

now my daughter....she wanted 2 b dressed as a witch......picture this....she ad the outfit

she looked FAB....then i did her make up....all greens,blacks,red...OMG...i cuda worked in FILMS!!

15 minutes it took me,2 complete my master piece.....she looked FAB....."can i look in the mirros" she

asked....."of cors u can" i replied...(feelin rather SMUG)

well.....she SCREAMED.....FFS???

witches dont look this ugly................TAKE IT OFF PLS...u know the type....she was sobbin,& screamin

at the same time.........HOW DO THEY DO THAT????? so i told her,witches r UGLY....name me a PRETTY witch...................WRONG QUESTION......hermione(harry potter)...sabrina....the twitches.......FFS.....thankyou DISNEY.....the ist was ENDLESS!!!

sooooooooooo.....i ad 2 scrub off her face,& she wore FCUK ALL!!

oooooooooooo.....i was furious,not a good start....shes 10.........HELP!

we then allset off trick o treatin....now i gota ask.....Y...wud u decorate ur house...pumpkins...lanterns....window decorations....then IGNRE the kids????

us aduls...we knowur there...we c u thru ur bloody windows.....y decorate....then IGNORE the kids???

if u dntwana b bothered....eres a thing.......DONT DECORATE UR HOUSE.......theres a name4 ppls like u.....

TEASIN ARSES!!!!

but,all in all....meanies ignored...we ad a FAB nite

then it was bonfire nite last nite.....

off we trotted...all togged up.....the fire was MONSTEROUS!!!

then the fire works started....they were sooooo PRETTY......the kids were avin fun....the adults were entertained.........thats the beauty of organised displays.................THEN.....freakin pieces of the sky were fallin in on us!!! the bits from the rockets..........they were attackin us!!!.....fallin from the sky.....FCUK ME....was like bein in bloody IRAQ!!! i got me a gr8 big piece in the eye....looked a rite proper fart...couldnt c the rest of the display 4 fear of the other eye goin,pmsl!!! then i spent the nxt 30minutes bein pelted by the rest of the fireworks.......FGS.....i feel as if ive been battered senseless.......wasnt funny.....my eye still kills............... "can we ave another hot dog mum"......like hell we can..............FGS cant wait 2 c wot happens when we go carol singin...............HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

live long&prosper dudes x x x x x x x

put the needle on the record..............AHEM!

greetins..............

sorry its been soooooooooo long
i doubt ne1s missed me,but pup....awwwwwx
i got me a new toy......whooo hooooo
im incredibly behind with the times i am
NE 1 that knows mr minj.....or has been 2 my house....
will KNOW....mr minj LOVES technology....
we ave it ALL....ffs
lcd....hd....ready....dvd recorders....more dvds than u can
shake a bloody stick at.....u name it....we ave it!! & not just in
1s either........ne 1 wana buy a flat screen tv.......rofl!!!

sooooooooooooooo.......me,im quite happy with my music
i ADORE music...........ave learnt the fine art of rippin cds 2 my pc
ave JUST started AGAIN 2 download music.................WOW!
i used 2 do it a few yrs ago.....but it was CRAP....i kept gettin virus's
& i was scared id get caught.....like when u used 2 tape the top 40....
on a sunday nite................used 2 SHIT myself,lol
but.............WOW.......wot AINT i downloadin now.........
im addicted.....addicted i tell u!
its my new best friend...it keeps me company on l8 weekend nites
i simply ADORE it

ive been taken rite bk 2 the cheesy days of my youth.......
EVEN downloaded a WELLER song........euwwwwwww(but its FAB,dnt tell si.....shushhh!)
but the 2 most favourite ive down loaded......1s ive lost over the years
1s i ad on vinyl............classic.........rattle&hum....u2....saw that at the pics......YEY
&.......im sorry if u dnt know WHO im on about ere....but.....
Lloyd cole&the commotions....forest fire....JEYZUS wept
1st concert i EVER saw...............mmmmmmmmmmmmm
sooooooo.........all weekend ive been sat...teary eyed....singin at the pc
awwwwwwww...........i LOVED Lloyd.....& if it hadn't been 4 that
silly ickle restrainin order he ad out 4 me............
who knows,mmmmmmmmmmmm,lol

ive warbled on....i know.....but,hey ho!!!
im off 2 download sum heaven 17 now........WHOOOO HOOOO!!!!

live long&prosper dudes x x x x

let him entertain u.........

OMG................just finished watchin mr robbie williams on sky tv.........
now those that know me(cappy)lol....know of my love 4 the robster
& YES,im ready 4 the piss takin...im most defintely gona get....but OMG....WOW
the man IS a god....
this gig,its scared him MORE than ANY gig hes done these last few months....cos
its bin bk in good ol blighty......the man had NO need 2 worry.......WOW....AGAIN....
the mans GOD....& ive just worshiped at the church of williams....with my surround sound FULL ON......FANTABULOUS...........

& 2 top it all off.....rocky horror shows on now......touch,touch,touch....me....
its just a jump 2 the left................YEYEY
cappy...i await ur sarcasm....5 4 3 2 1....lol

livelong&prosper dudes x x x x

buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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make mine a DOUBLE!

o my GOD............how longs the summer bin,uhmmmmm?
its bin 1 long round of ....can i av....i want...i NEED!!!!!!!!!!!!
dnt u just ADORE kiddies....mmmmmm

we went away...the beginin of the summer....we went 2 the coast....yey,was FAB!
was nice 2 relax....spend sum time with the kids&mr minj(ahem!)we went on a friday,
by MONDAY i was threatenin 2 WALK home,lol....quality time uhm!
but all in all.....was fun....was hillarious watchin the kids brave it out on scary rides,
even funnier US stood w8in in the drizzlin rain....u know the type....(wets u without
u knowin)4 an HOUR whilst they queued 4 a bloody ride......the JOYS of parenthood
uh!but 2 c the looks of pure HORROR on their face,as they were thrown every which way BUT...........QUALITY parentin time,lol
but,on the brite side.....schools bk nxt week............YEY...theyre IS a god!
i caught my son,in the fridge AGAIN earlier 2day.........i shouted....wot r u doin ad....
lookin 4 U mom.......WTF????
i know im a tad on the cuddly side.....but show a little compassion son,uh!

back 2 school....superb,cant w8.....
but THEN...u sit&wonder WOT uve done all summer......?
we,ve done the picnics....the farms.....the parks....seaside....cinema..TWICE...1ns 2 c garfield 2......watchable.....the 2nd time 2 c CARS......KERCHOWWWW.......its a MUST 2 c.....u just GOTTA!!
owen wilson,mwahhhhhhhh....the mans a GOD....hes got 1 of those faces,u just GOTTA laff at,lol! we've also ad the ritual sleepovas.....bloody 2 or more pubescent boys under my roof....stinkin the house out......EUUUWWWW.....how DO they stink so much.......NO,dnt ansa that 1....grosssss!!
soooo,all in all....im SURE my kids ave ad a fab summer..............ME....im SKINT,my bulbs blown in my freezer...AGAIN,cos ALL adam does is EAT........& im quite LOVIN sponge bob....hes almost taken over from timmy(fairly odd parents!).....so......
thats bin it....my summer..............
nothin funny......no gr8 stories.....just me,adam&licci................FANTASTIC fun

school wednesday..........its gona b sooooo QUIET without em................FAN FCUKINTASTIC!!!
but i still love em,lolx

live long&prosper dudes x x x x x x x x
ps.....whens the correct time 4 gettin my christmas tree out,uhmmmmmm....hahahahahax

5 things...........................

sheeeeeeeet.....ive bin tagged......i shall ave a go?????


5 things..........

5 things in my freezer;
ice cream
ice lollies
stewin meat
chicken
beef

5 things in my closet(wardrobe);
LOTS of trainers
my beloved CONVERSE
skirts i WILL slim in 2
my sons playstation(shhhhhhhhhhsh!!!)
bags

5 things in my car;
multi change cd player
my bullet in a bible cd...YEY!
a nintendo sp
a pen
DIRT!!!!!

5 things in my purse/wallet;
photos of my kids
several coupons
LOTS of plastic!
old sim cards
bout £3.74..........im rich,rich i tell u!


thats it...my tag.......im not sure if ive done it rite or not.....cappy aint ere 2ask,lol
hope i ave xxxx