im stayin out 4 the summer................!!!!!

yey........summers FINALLY arrived......& in time 4 the kids summer hols 2...........normally snowin by now???

probably,like a lot of mums....am so darn pleased the weathers good.....it means that the kids(fingers crossed)MAY get 2 ave an actual summer holiday....as opposed 2 about 3 OK weeks.......& it pissin it dwn the rest of the time.........YEY 4 GLOBAL WARMIN...................(only kiddinx)
also means my beloved 13yr old son can get out from the hands of that WICKED EVIL cult thats ad a grip on him since xmas...........the 1 word,2 sylable that strikes FEAR in 2 EVERY parent goin..............THE PLAYSTATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im sure as HELL he'd sleep with it.....if he cud get away from it.....he wants 2 b on it EVERY minute....of every day..........YYYYYYYY?????
sweet jeeyzus...........when i was a kid(q 4 the wise cracks start ere......b gentlex) i ad a raleigh 14(bike)until my uncle decided the brakes were fooked....&he was gona mend em................whoooooooaaaaaaa.........like fook he did....."there u go young minj....all fixed"....hell yea it was....till i tried 2 lean bk...pull a freakin wheelie..the LOT&i mean the LOT...came off in my hands.....so like a prized 10yr old pillock...there was I...mid wheelie....with the handle bars dearly DEPARTED from the rest of the bike....sweet holy moses......suffice 2 say...i went ARSE ova tit......ad a scab the length of my arm.............PILLOCK!!!
but i was satisfied with that..................there was 5 of us..........we were happy.....
im blessed in the fact that i spent my childhood where im livin now.....were SURROUNDED by beautiful moors.....miles of it.............so when we were young..we used 2 make a bag of sarnis up..get sum crisps...sum squash....&make r own fun....
we spent HOURS slidin with a cardboard box.....down hills.......DAYS swingin of a monkey swing...ages catchin tadpoles....4EVA buildin dams...........the moral of this..well there isnt 1 really......am just TRYIN 2 work out WHEN technology crept in......i remember us avin an atari when we were kids...a mega drive.......but YEARS it spent in a box...cos we cudnt b ARSED...wud sooner b out playin............

unfortunatly........bcos of a minority of SOCIAL FCUK UPS....the worlds not safe no more......
my 13 yr olds the size of a man..but i dare NOT let him out...it aint safe...yes he goes 2 his m8s.......but not much further....i gota start lettin him soon.....i feel this will b the LAST summer he will b a KID...playin in paddlin pools....water fights...picnics....the such........
nxt yr,i spect will b a flurry of cinemas....iceskatin...& the such.....but 4now..........theyre BOTH happy my kids....2 b out...in the pool....playin..........bliss
till my mini man comes in.....slams the door&BEGS 4 his playstation.........god i ave goosebumps already thinkin bout it,lol
silence is broken guys..................

live long & prosper xxx x

(happy hols xxx )