zooooom zoooooom....zooooooooooooooom!
shit....shit.................SHEEEEEEEEEETTT
i gets up as normal.....bout 2.30 on sat afternoon.....walks downstairs....
the 1st thing im greeted with.........an envolope....addressed 2 humberside police station....im mr minj's handwrittin....
my 1st thoughts........fook...wots happened now
then he spoke.....u sleep well....ermmmmm....yea....
wots with the letter uhrm....?
its 4 u dear(ahem)...............oh?
humberside.....leme think........FCUK...........
by this time,a penny the size of humberside drops.......FCUKITY fcuk
did u ave a nice time at the c side dear....asks mr HAPPY....
errrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmm.....shit,think,think.......i thought of sayin,i was hi jacked by sum but ugly martians.....
didn't work.....
sooooooooooo.......after drivin 4 the last almost 10 years......im now the proud owner of my very 1st speedin fine....shit
APPARENTLY.....its WRONG(who invents these rools uhm?)2 drive at 46 m p h....in a 30 zone............mardy fcukas ......& theyre givin me 3 points....& a £60 fine,or is it OR a fine......cant remember......soooooo.....im banned from long car journeys....alone....unless i use the snooper thingy we've got......
oh happy days uhmmmm
live long&prosper dudesxxx
i gets up as normal.....bout 2.30 on sat afternoon.....walks downstairs....
the 1st thing im greeted with.........an envolope....addressed 2 humberside police station....im mr minj's handwrittin....
my 1st thoughts........fook...wots happened now
then he spoke.....u sleep well....ermmmmm....yea....
wots with the letter uhrm....?
its 4 u dear(ahem)...............oh?
humberside.....leme think........FCUK...........
by this time,a penny the size of humberside drops.......FCUKITY fcuk
did u ave a nice time at the c side dear....asks mr HAPPY....
errrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmm.....shit,think,think.......i thought of sayin,i was hi jacked by sum but ugly martians.....
didn't work.....
sooooooooooo.......after drivin 4 the last almost 10 years......im now the proud owner of my very 1st speedin fine....shit
APPARENTLY.....its WRONG(who invents these rools uhm?)2 drive at 46 m p h....in a 30 zone............mardy fcukas ......& theyre givin me 3 points....& a £60 fine,or is it OR a fine......cant remember......soooooo.....im banned from long car journeys....alone....unless i use the snooper thingy we've got......
oh happy days uhmmmm
live long&prosper dudesxxx
posted by minj @ 15.5.06
5 Comments:
At 1:21 PM,
FOUR DINNERS said…
Wicked girl. You could've run over a hedgehog at that speed. Should get 6 months I say.
At 7:32 PM,
me said…
keep death off the road, take minj's keys off her!
you a danger woman. stick to making cakes. ooh man i love cake!
At 8:44 AM,
me said…
llok at my fotos page, may be something there to help you!
At 1:15 PM,
Camie Vog said…
Minj, you work in the bakery department of Tescos?
How is it that you got a ticket for speeding, but didn't know about it until you got home? Don't you remember the cop pulling you over?
At 3:57 PM,
minj said…
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhrm
dont workin the bakery cam............amnot allowed near sharp objects.........tis a condition of my bail.....mardy woman....i told her i didnt mean 2 cut her....
ne how...in suni england....they dnt give u the ticket rite away....the bastards make u SWEAT....talkin of sweat......hows FIZ 2day uhmmm...i wondered how he'd got on in court 2day.....ANYBODY....?
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