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Sunday, November 05, 2006

trick o treat.........................!!!!!!

g'day shiny happy ppls
we've just ad trick o treat......wota SCAM
tis another american tradition we brits do TERRIBLY wrong,lol
i took my kids out this year,as my brother&his wife a d a party...then we took them out!
now my daughter....she wanted 2 b dressed as a witch......picture this....she ad the outfit
she looked FAB....then i did her make up....all greens,blacks,red...OMG...i cuda worked in FILMS!!
15 minutes it took me,2 complete my master piece.....she looked FAB....."can i look in the mirros" she
asked....."of cors u can" i replied...(feelin rather SMUG)
well.....she SCREAMED.....FFS???
witches dont look this ugly................TAKE IT OFF PLS...u know the type....she was sobbin,& screamin
at the same time.........HOW DO THEY DO THAT????? so i told her,witches r UGLY....name me a PRETTY witch...................WRONG QUESTION......hermione(harry potter)...sabrina....the twitches.......FFS.....thankyou DISNEY.....the ist was ENDLESS!!!
sooooooooooo.....i ad 2 scrub off her face,& she wore FCUK ALL!!
oooooooooooo.....i was furious,not a good start....shes 10.........HELP!
we then allset off trick o treatin....now i gota ask.....Y...wud u decorate ur house...pumpkins...lanterns....window decorations....then IGNRE the kids????
us aduls...we knowur there...we c u thru ur bloody windows.....y decorate....then IGNORE the kids???
if u dntwana b bothered....eres a thing.......DONT DECORATE UR HOUSE.......theres a name4 ppls like u.....
TEASIN ARSES!!!!
but,all in all....meanies ignored...we ad a FAB nite
then it was bonfire nite last nite.....
off we trotted...all togged up.....the fire was MONSTEROUS!!!
then the fire works started....they were sooooo PRETTY......the kids were avin fun....the adults were entertained.........thats the beauty of organised displays.................THEN.....freakin pieces of the sky were fallin in on us!!! the bits from the rockets..........they were attackin us!!!.....fallin from the sky.....FCUK ME....was like bein in bloody IRAQ!!! i got me a gr8 big piece in the eye....looked a rite proper fart...couldnt c the rest of the display 4 fear of the other eye goin,pmsl!!! then i spent the nxt 30minutes bein pelted by the rest of the fireworks.......FGS.....i feel as if ive been battered senseless.......wasnt funny.....my eye still kills............... "can we ave another hot dog mum"......like hell we can..............FGS cant wait 2 c wot happens when we go carol singin...............HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
live long&prosper dudes x x x x x x x

1 Comments:

  • At 10:40 AM, Blogger katy said…

    i hate trick or treat i dont answer the door!, mind you i dont decorate either, just have to try an keep the dog from barking!

     

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