we took that.............& PARTIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well.....hello ppls

im bk......JUST!!!!
bin a MENTAL week.....

i went 2 cardiff......tuesday....with my 2 sisters....1 o my sisters had took it upon herself 2 book r accomadation....a nice little travelodge...just(AHEM)outside o cardiff...........?
my sister drove us dwn there....with a SILENT sat nav....who wouldnt talk....followed the directions 2 r accomadation.............down a country back road............in 2 NOWHERE'S VILLE....
OMG....there was just the harvester pub...& r travelodge 4 MILES.....o this was gona b fun....3 women in 1 room............................

my sister wud NOT use her car....understandable really.....cardiffs HUGE!!!
we managed 2 get 2 the next village...chose 1 of the 2 pubs there...&watched the match on tues........U try cheerin england on in A WELSH pub......quite funny,lol
i copped 4 the freakin bed settee............JEYZUS wept!!!!

the nxt day....the day of the party.....we booked a cab 2 take us in 2 cardiff....we went early....11am...we wanted a good chance 4 looin round....takin in the scenery in the local public houses(ahem).....we gets in the taxi...tells the man where we want takin....we set off....then we ask him how much 4 a return fare....get this............................£60 return.....by now,me&my younger sister wanted 2 twat r older sister.....but hey ho....theyres laws bout that kinda shit....apparently????
we gets 2 cardiff................WOW....wot a HUGE place....FULL 2 the brim of take that fans...................BLIMEY!!!!
we went 2 the concert about 5ish that day......in the millenium stadium.....the place is HUGE....we were about 50000 ft up....40 rows bk...& alf a mile from the stage....but we were there.....we saw beverly knight.....good......sugababes....PHENOMENAL......
then my boys..............HUBBA HUBBA!!!!
i know ur gona HATE me fizz.....but damn they were GOOD.....then they started singin relite my fire....& SLUTTY lulu came on stage..............wtf invited her.......????

ne how,the concert ended........we all pilled out....in 2 the smallest pub ova the road,which were avin a take that after show,lol
was PACKED....but sooooooooooooooooo much fun!!!!
we then pilled in 2 a small club.....&partied 4 HOURS...the wee small hours of the mornin.....my little sister got LOTS of attention from the south african rugby team....was quite amusin 2 watch.....she LOVED it,lol
we EVENTUALLY got a taxi at 4AM!!!!!!! ffs....it was now daylite......but we'd ad the BEST time

the nxt day.....was all woke up(in bed i may add)....sore as fook....voiceless at 9AM....2 my sister shoutin dnw the toliet...(hahahahahaha)....she blamed the chips 2,.......d'oh!!!

ne how,we went 2 a welsh seaside just b4 we got home....then I ad 2 drive ALL the way bk....cos she was hung ova.......................COW!!!!

bk 2 yorkshire..................................back 2 reality........................but with so MANY GOOD memories.......was a fab 3 days..fookin mental...............&gary barlow now has ANOTHER restrainin order out against me..........................but by god...............i'd do it again........
a million love songs later...........x

live long&prosper dudesx x x x

not 2 b snorted at....................ahem!!!

mornin ppls....

wota bizzare 2 weeks ive ad...
ive ad no fiz @ wrk....so ive ad 2 manage with the special ppls all alone.....now hes bk....im off....no justice is there,lol?

it seems the world has gone MENTAL!!
apparently,its taken british police the best part of a year....&zillions of £s 2 finaly conclude that kate(junkie)moss cuda bin snortin owt.........WOT THE FUCK..............?
if that ad bin ms ordinairy....miss run o the mill single mom....u gota ask urself this....wud she still ave her CHILD...in her care....i think NOT!!!
how do these ppl get away with it...shes a JUNKIE fair&square.....do wot happens 2 normal folk....take the child off her....give 2 the father....slap her in a nice cell....an 8 by 8....with concrete floors,a bucket in the corner....slop on a plate....make her rough it with the rest of the low life junkies..............but noooooo....wot did miss moss do........she booked in REHAB......thousands o £s a nite.....over paid idiots pamperin 2 her every induldgence......i dnt doubt she got her daily fix in their either....a nice comfy bed....5 star food...& she got 2 c her daughter........
on top of all that .....she gets 2 keep her job....as the face of fcuk knows wot....every1 in the media commentin on how well she looks.....well excuse ME whilst i pop a few lines of coke a nite....bet even I look good.........for fucks sake..........the worlds gone MENTAL....bet shes sat in her slippers,every evenin....smilin 2 her self..............JUNKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rite.....rant ova....im off 2 sunny wales 2morro....my day of meetin my mans FINALLY ova,mmmmmmmmmmmm......yummy yum yum.....3 whole days.....2 whole nites....no kids...no mr minj....just me&my sisters....bein adults........OH MY GOD....think ive 4got how,lol
will think of u all...................!!

live long&prosper dudes x x x x xx

take that & party...........

mmmmmmmmm.......

13 more sleeps till i get 2 b mrs minj barlow.......mwahhhhhhhhhhh

huba hubax

HELPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

OMG..........save meeeeeee....
im avin the week from HELL.....
1stly mr minge is on his annual vacation.........(he works with me&fiz...thankfuly NOT on the same dept)....WHO invents holidays uh....?
ive got him at home a full WEEK....&WOTS HE DONE....MOWED THE LAWN.....whooo hooo....scuse me whilst i fall ova backwards....not!!
the only god savin thing is...im at work....yeyey....ahem!!
how,who.......where do they invent holidays....who is it that works em out uh?u slog ur guts out 4 a whole year....wot 4???? a POXY 4 weeks holidays?
big whooo hoo.....i work 52 weeks a year....get 4 weeks off...by my sums...that
means i work 48weeks a year....5days a week....9 hours a day...7&half paid,the
rest r breaks...sooooooooo...i make that,i work....1,800 hours a freakin year...wot 4....2 get 4 weeks off uh....4give me whilst i kiss tesco's ass...&thank them 4 allowin me 2 work there,....& get 4 weeks a year off....
im not worthy....life sucks uh......................?

2ndly.......................fiz aint at work.....nooooooooooooooooooooooo
ave no decided me&fiz r the ONLY sane ppls that wrk there...every 1 else r thick
AS!!!....ive ad so many arguments this week....i was called a peasant the other day....wot 4....hangin a freakinengland flag outside my house....4 bein freakin partiotic....WOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this from a guy...whose wife walks round PERMANENTLY in a shell suit.....& doesnt know wot a freakin ASBO is......GOD HELP US ALL!!!
& then i ave the security guy from HELL lookin after my best interests....whils radin the freakin free ads......JEYZUS....so a word 2 the wise....if u cant afford ur shoppin...head on dwn 2 tesco's cum ROB us....cos he wont notice....unless ur coloured...or wear a hood....then ur safe.........FFS!!!!!

rant ova.........hurry back fizz......ur my 1 ray of light in a very VERY dark place................................MISS ya u big bafoon.....

live long&prosper x x x x