5 things...........................

sheeeeeeeet.....ive bin tagged......i shall ave a go?????


5 things..........

5 things in my freezer;
ice cream
ice lollies
stewin meat
chicken
beef

5 things in my closet(wardrobe);
LOTS of trainers
my beloved CONVERSE
skirts i WILL slim in 2
my sons playstation(shhhhhhhhhhsh!!!)
bags

5 things in my car;
multi change cd player
my bullet in a bible cd...YEY!
a nintendo sp
a pen
DIRT!!!!!

5 things in my purse/wallet;
photos of my kids
several coupons
LOTS of plastic!
old sim cards
bout £3.74..........im rich,rich i tell u!


thats it...my tag.......im not sure if ive done it rite or not.....cappy aint ere 2ask,lol
hope i ave xxxx

im stayin out 4 the summer................!!!!!

yey........summers FINALLY arrived......& in time 4 the kids summer hols 2...........normally snowin by now???

probably,like a lot of mums....am so darn pleased the weathers good.....it means that the kids(fingers crossed)MAY get 2 ave an actual summer holiday....as opposed 2 about 3 OK weeks.......& it pissin it dwn the rest of the time.........YEY 4 GLOBAL WARMIN...................(only kiddinx)
also means my beloved 13yr old son can get out from the hands of that WICKED EVIL cult thats ad a grip on him since xmas...........the 1 word,2 sylable that strikes FEAR in 2 EVERY parent goin..............THE PLAYSTATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im sure as HELL he'd sleep with it.....if he cud get away from it.....he wants 2 b on it EVERY minute....of every day..........YYYYYYYY?????
sweet jeeyzus...........when i was a kid(q 4 the wise cracks start ere......b gentlex) i ad a raleigh 14(bike)until my uncle decided the brakes were fooked....&he was gona mend em................whoooooooaaaaaaa.........like fook he did....."there u go young minj....all fixed"....hell yea it was....till i tried 2 lean bk...pull a freakin wheelie..the LOT&i mean the LOT...came off in my hands.....so like a prized 10yr old pillock...there was I...mid wheelie....with the handle bars dearly DEPARTED from the rest of the bike....sweet holy moses......suffice 2 say...i went ARSE ova tit......ad a scab the length of my arm.............PILLOCK!!!
but i was satisfied with that..................there was 5 of us..........we were happy.....
im blessed in the fact that i spent my childhood where im livin now.....were SURROUNDED by beautiful moors.....miles of it.............so when we were young..we used 2 make a bag of sarnis up..get sum crisps...sum squash....&make r own fun....
we spent HOURS slidin with a cardboard box.....down hills.......DAYS swingin of a monkey swing...ages catchin tadpoles....4EVA buildin dams...........the moral of this..well there isnt 1 really......am just TRYIN 2 work out WHEN technology crept in......i remember us avin an atari when we were kids...a mega drive.......but YEARS it spent in a box...cos we cudnt b ARSED...wud sooner b out playin............

unfortunatly........bcos of a minority of SOCIAL FCUK UPS....the worlds not safe no more......
my 13 yr olds the size of a man..but i dare NOT let him out...it aint safe...yes he goes 2 his m8s.......but not much further....i gota start lettin him soon.....i feel this will b the LAST summer he will b a KID...playin in paddlin pools....water fights...picnics....the such........
nxt yr,i spect will b a flurry of cinemas....iceskatin...& the such.....but 4now..........theyre BOTH happy my kids....2 b out...in the pool....playin..........bliss
till my mini man comes in.....slams the door&BEGS 4 his playstation.........god i ave goosebumps already thinkin bout it,lol
silence is broken guys..................

live long & prosper xxx x

(happy hols xxx )

baby look at me....................

i also gots 2 tell u this........

i bought the ULTIMATE KIDS FROM FAME cd yesterday............OMG

excellent.............

starrrrrrrrrrrmakerrrrr....dreammmmmmmmbreaker.............<<<<<<<<<<<

live & prosper x x x x x

feed me seymour.............

well hello there ppls...........
doubt if ive been missed.....but thought id show my face...
nothin much has happened on the minj front these last few weeks.....cept....
ive joined slimmin world!!!!
1 of me best girlie m8s ad a baby bk in may....(adorable cutie he is)but cos shes gone 10yrs from avin her other kid....shes findin it hard shiftin the excess weight shes now gained.....sooooo....shes asked me 2 join bloody FATFIGHTERS with her....& bein a GOOD(ahem)m8....i said YES..................YYYYYY.....y did i do it....?
im tellin myself....tis cos im a FANTASTIC m8....the 1 EVERY1 shud ave,lololol.....
soooooo....ive swapped comfort food 4 RABBIT food.......
green days.....
red days......
optional extras.....
ss foods....
As.....Bs....
the list is ENDLESS.....
the freaky thing is....im quite enjoyin the structure........<<<<
i ADORE pasta....veg....rice...cous cous...the usual fat free crap.....
but get this....i went shoppin yesterday......4got all the usual shit....kitkats....drifters....timeouts.....RNT I THE UNFIT MUM....hahahahahaha.....my kids HATE me.....
& i found myself lookin at all the packagin....was bloody hillarious....
but u know the FUNNIEST thing....im a qualified chef....ave been sins i was 21....so i ADORE food....tis my hobby......specially puds....mmmmm
so its kinda hard tryin 2 re-train myself.....but u know wot.....I WILL...i shall b like a superMOGUL,lolololol..........altho i look like 1 now.......HUBA...HUB,lol
so mr FATfiz will not recognise me.......HAHAHAHA!!!!!

so all this 4 my best m8....im supportin her......rnt i the BEST!!!!!
but then again....im very TRUE 2 my best friends.....theyre VERY hard 2 find best friends.........& i ave 2 of the VERY best m8s...............who i care 4 immensely.....they know WHO they r........... ;- )

so cum on ppls of blogland.......wot ave U ever done 4 ur best m8s.....or THEYV'E done 4 u.............
tell aunty minj .......

live long & prosper x x x x x x x x x

England till i die..............(ahem!!!!)

g'mornin ppls.........

sorry its been so long....i doubt if i was missed!!
i ave eventually recovered from myconcert.......was LUSH beyhond words....ooooooo ME speechless....thats a 1st!!!

wot a SHITTY,SHITTY weekend...........crappy english football...........Y do we do it 2 r WONDERFUL country.....?
every 4 years....we build the youngest player we ave up......this years flava was theo walcott.......did i miss the match he played in uhhhm????
we scrapped thru EVERY match we played............was CRUCIFYIN watchin the match on saturday.....horrendous.....WHO invented penalty shootouts uh.......thats DAMN NASTY!!!
ronaldo's a dead man walkin........he WILL return 2 r country soon..........he will get SUCH a kickin 4 gettin rooney sent of....................WILL B FUN!!!!

ne how.....on a lighter note.................ive WON £100!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW i hear u screamin................i bet AGAINST my own country.................HOW BAD AM I.....thats ME,a silly little girly pants....who knows frik all bout the wonderful game......YEY.....£100......gona buy me sum brite pink converse......YUMMY!!!!!
i gota learn how this bettin lark works.....cud give work up.....& b a proffesional bettin addict..............YEY!!!

mite bet on wimbledon now..................ooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

live long&prosper dudesx x x x x