deck the halls with boughs of holly......INDEED!!

greetins pop pickers
tis that time of year AGAIN...the 1 where i swear it happens upon us FASTER&FASTER every year!
its chrisssssssssssstmas....whoooopeee freakin dooooo!
i dont quite like christmas no more....altho i DO ave kids
i ave bad memories of the festive season....the reason bein.....its my birthday on xmas eve!
4 the best part of(ahem) years.....ive heard EVERY excuse goin...."we're skint"...."get ur prezzy AFTER xmas"......& so on,& so on! theyres only ever been my mom,&sisters&friends(hint hint....hahaha) thats ever got me prezzys....& 2 think....IF id ave been born a day later....i wuda been OFFICIALLY GOD!.........................WHOOOOOAA!
so back 2 modern day christmas....the 1 where EVERY freakin adverts a toy.................robot this...brztz that....ds...psp....xbox....360..................GIMME A FRIGGIN BREAK y dontcha!
every advert....my 10yr old daughters sat there....B4 she even sees WOT its advertisin..she says....."i want that"
4 the love of god.....shes sat with the ARGOS book....gone page 2 page....wrote EVERYTHING down....but bless her....she HAS put reference numbers on it,2 make it easy 4 mum...whooo hooo!!!
my son...hes almost 14...wants a laptop.....aint HE gona b pissed off xmas mornin....welcome 2 MY world son...hahahahaha........no,seriously,hes got 6 prezzys.....totalin bloody £260!!!!
HOW does that happen...................? 6 prezzys......6!!!
my daughter....EVERYTHINGS bratz.....little plastic slappers they r.....dressed like hookers....with no NOSES....WOT THE FOOK?
she already has a ZILLION of em....but clever santa....hes fetched bratz DIAMONDS out this year..........................remind me 2 thank good old santa!
so thats it..............WHEN did i get so cynical........WHEN did christmas lose the sparkle....& most IMPORTANTLY...........WHEN did it get so freakin EXPENSIVE????????
any way........................only 21 shoppin days left till my birthday..........i wud appreciatte MONEY please.........that or THORNTONS.........or the reciept,hahahahaha

ooooo......my boys were on tv last nite...................MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

happy holidays peoples..........live long&prosper dudes x x x x x x
love.....mrs barlowxxxx